The Easter iPhone miracle: John 3:16 saves

THIS IS RODRIGO I haven’t met him, but from what I hear (and see), he’s a character.  He’s also a devout Christian who’s having the Easter of his life.  (Note: To my friends who thought I had a good iPhone story: mine was batshit crazy decent. His is magic.) Happy Easter, Rodrigo!

DO NOT STEAL MY NEW iPHONE

Thanks to the overwhelming response to yesterday’s FB post about my stolen iPhone (and success in tracking the thief down!!), I whipped up a pitch that I hope will catch the attention of an editor at Wired or GQ or Slate, or say… a producer at This American Life. Oh, to dream.