Turns out, I’m NOT Mr. Healdsburg

I recently competed in the 8th annual Mr. Healdsburg Pageant, an all-male mock beauty contest in my neck of the vines.  It’s a big fundraiser for our local performing arts center, The Raven, and features all the usual suspects: Talent, Beachwear, Formal Wear and Interview. Things got off to a slippery start when, for my [...]